Breakfast - 2 Packs of Corn Nuts and Apple Juice [Best Skeet In The World]
1st Snack After Breakfast - 4 Chocolate Chip Cookies and Apple Juice, Again.
2nd Snack After Breakfast - An entire box of Jolly Ranchers [There's 8 in a box]
Lunch - A Small Can Of Tuna with like 3 pounds of mayonnaise and Coke Zero.
Snack After Lunch - An Entire Pack of Gum [17 Pieces In A Pack of Stride Gum]
Dinner - An Entire Bag of Butter Lover's, Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn and Apple Juice.
I'm surprised I haven't been diagnosed with Pre-Diabetes. I'm One Lucky Bastard.
I'm Pretty Chubby, But Fucking Anorexic Considering All The Shiz I Eat.
And Thing Is, I Have A Flat Belly Sort Of, So Idk Where It All Goes.
I Guess I Just Have A Naturally Thin Physique. I weigh 113 pounds.
It's ALL About The Genes, Fat-Ass-Mother-Fucker.
"We Love To See Your Fat!"